The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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