I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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