dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
The beer is more important than you right now.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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