Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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