her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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