Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
