thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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