I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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