Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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