I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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