You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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