I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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