That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
