Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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