Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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