Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I believe in your delicious
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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