Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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