and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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