Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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