so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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