I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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