i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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