i'm signing you up for texting rehab
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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