I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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