So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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