But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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