I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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