Don't you send me to vm
i think my tv is drunk
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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