So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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