its not stalking. its research.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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