Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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