Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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