did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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