I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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