I must be too annoying 4 u.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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