In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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