we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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