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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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