Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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