ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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