I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
