too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
