Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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