wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
We got so high we made milksteak
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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