Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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