I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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