Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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