It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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