My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
People in love make me want to vomit
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Found the puke drawer
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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