you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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